kleenexwoman:

monkeysaysficus:

joshisasoftie:

sixpenceee:

Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 

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THIS IS SOME MOSES SHIT

THIS IS SOME SHIT UP WITH WHICH WE WILL NOT PUT

my heart goes out to all of you in wisconsin at this time

wasn’t there a supernatural episode about this?

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gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

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steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

it really trips me out that people think Obama can literally do whatever he wants and just doesnt. that’s not how it works on the surface or behind the scenes.

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nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

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serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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wait there’s PORN on netflix?

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crowley-for-king:

killedmycatatemytailor:

yaridansei19:

thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

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sticksareevil:

theprincessofdiamondslives:

sir-princess-of-221b:

pelledreamo:

guys

abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy

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HOLY SHIT

BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER

Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy

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